The 2-Time Gemmy Award Winner of The Korean Papal States is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Mecha-Bashaar Al Assad with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.156 billion Papal Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Arab Vatican City Mech. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Soverign Catholic economy, worth 713 trillion Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 115,958 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The green glow is a sign of clean energy, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, the national defense strategy is a little floppy, and the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Korean Papal States's national animal is the Mastadon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Future Catholicism.

The Korean Papal States is ranked 2,161^st in the world and 3^rd in Fifth Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,807.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.